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It is almost a week since America found out that the horrific cowardly bombing of innocent civilians in Boston was committed by two Muslims. Yet, for some strange reason every news organization is still asking the question, “Why did they do it?”

Hell, even FOX News has a “Why” headline on their webpage right now.

Thinking about this, and why everyone would still be asking why, it occurred to me that somehow people have forgotten that we are in a state of war with radical Muslims. They are committed to destroying the west. And as much of the rest of the world as possible. To these radicals, every person on earth must be Muslim or dead.

Why did the two brothers murder and injure men, women and children? Because they are radicalized Muslims. This is what they do.

I do not know how we can expect to win the war on radical Muslims if we refuse to admit there is a war in the first place.

I think I’ll sign up for that Mars mission that’s been in the news…..get off this stupid planet.

Some Blogging Guy

Just a few quick notes for you all this wonderful Friday morning.

• Let’s start off with a big “Thank you!” to Steve, who requested a reprint of my blog/rant from 2004 about the death of news and Ralph Renick. Anyone can read it here.
• As many as 10 high school students were poisoned yesterday at Coral Park High School by MASS BROWNIE VIOLENCE! Many had to be transported to the hospital after being offered random brownies! President Obama quickly was pulled from his 51st Hollywood party in the White House and pushed in front of a camera to say, “Brownie Violence” must be addressed by government regulations!” Immediately the democrats offered legislation that would ban all brownie mix without a full background check! Nancy Pelosi, standing in front of a bevy of cameras, one single tear straining to make it’s way down her left cheek said, “If this 732 page legislation saves just one of our precious children from Brownie Violence it will be worth it!” She wiped the tear from her cheek and her fake smile drifting off to the left side of her face as she mumbled, “Republicans suck!”
• More News Crap. So, I am researching the Mass Brownie Violence above when I manage to somehow get pass the pay block at the Sun-Sentinel for this article. Only to discover that it isn’t even their article, but belongs to the Miami Herald! WTF??? Bottom of the article is this:

The full story can be found at MiamiHerald.com.

So, it isn’t even their news they are asking me to pay for. Unbelievable.

• Have you noticed that ever since John Kerry has become Secretary of State North Korea has been going ape crap bonkers, threatening to launch a nuclear attack on Austin, Texas? Finally we know why. A secret report released today states the North Koreans are highly insulted and inflamed by the squirrel duct taped to Kerry’s head. Apparently the new leader of the country, Kim Jong Nutjob has an unusual affection for squirrels. When told that it was not a squirrel but was supposedly Kerry’s hair, Kim laughed so hard he belched and said ??; ????; ???(???).
  

Happy Friday folks!

Some Blogging Guy

OK, right now, as I write this, four firefighters are being held hostage in a  small  town in Georgia. No one knows why. Not FOX, CNN, USA Today, NBC, CBS, CNN. No one.

Not even the local news outlets. I checked.

But on an Australian website, news.com.au, they  claim the house was foreclosed and the owner is ordering the fighter fighters to call to get cable TV and Internet restored.

And news outlets are starting to charge us for news???? Yeah, right.

 Florida Sun-Sentinel and the Miami Herald are playing around with closed websites again. Good luck. Neither newspaper could report the time of day correctly if they were reporting from a watch store! Like hell I am going to pay for their crap. I’ll go to Australia first, it’s more complete!

Crazy stuff.

Some Blogging Guy

1). When I google, bing, yahoo or duckduckgo a subject, I really don’t want to bring up an article written in the first Bush administration. A review of a laptop or whatever written in 2004 is not going to help me. The default on all search engines should be articles written in the last year.

2). Every article should have a published date! Even news articles! So many do not, so I don’t know if those instructions telling me how to disarm a nuclear weapon is still valid or not!

3). Why can’t MS Word’s spell checker work half as good as a search engine’s spell check? I type “anciadnt rudabakers” and instantly Google says, “Did you mean Ancient Ruins?”

4), Why is it when you start to type “Federal…” in Google the second most searched item is “Federal Holidays?” Is that all our federal desk jockeys do, search for the next paid day off?

Berp….berp,….berp……we interrupt this blog to bring you this late breaking news:

14 people were stabbed at a community college in Houston today. Immediately President Obama interrupted his 77th golf vacation of the year to go live on the air to state that “Knife violence must end, and why can’t the Republicans understand that?”

He proposed an extensive background check for anyone purchasing any knife, sword, dagger or really sharp plastic McDonald’s spork. He also is proposing banning all knifes longer than three inches as well as sharp sticks, including all pencils. Especially, and he emphasized this point, number 2 pencils.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog….

5). Why is it whenever they interrupt a TV show with some lame news alert, like Lindsey Logan chocked on guacamole, they do it while the show is on, and not when the commercials would be on?

Some Blogging Guy

What the hell is this???

Apparently the Miami Dolphins have turned gay. I did not much like the old logo, but at least that ‘Fin wore a football helmet and almost I mean, almost looked mean.

But this new one? Looks like a girl sunbathing at best, a gay fish at worse. How the hell is THAT going to intimidate the competition?

I think even wearing this new logo will make our players weaker.

Joe Robbie has got to be rolling over in his grave.

Damn.

Some Blogging Guy