Archive for April, 2005

Challenge Questions Run Amuck!

April 21st, 2005 by Howard | No Comments | Filed in Main

I’m trying to log onto my insurance company’s secure website. Where they normally ask you to set up a secret word, such as mother’s maiden name, this company has gone nuts. A programmer must have been on booze when he/she wrote this. Some of the possible challenge questions I can select include:

What is the model of the first car you ever drove?
What is your favorite garden tool?
What is your favorite fabric?
What was the name of your first cat?
What is your favorite perennial flower?

These are real folks. Somehow, I long for the old days of “What’s your mother’s maiden name?” or “What is your city of birth?” I mean, your favorite fabric???? Garden tool????

What is next?

What is the name of the person you lost your virginity with?
What do your farts smell like?
If you could have sex with any one of the Seven Dwarfs, who would it be?

Peace Out Folks.
SCG

Drastic Car Repairs

April 19th, 2005 by Howard | No Comments | Filed in Main

Another great news story here.

Some guy was arrested for shooting his car! Read the story.

Watch out for Grandmothers!

April 16th, 2005 by Howard | No Comments | Filed in Main

I love good stories like this! Some punk tries to rob a store in Jacksonville, Fl by pulling a hood over his head and firing a 357 Magnum into the walls. The clerk was a 64 year old great, great grandmother. The slime figured he could take her on. Instead, she pulled out a 38 and shot him smack in the chest with the first shot! The butt monkey then fled, and she fired two other shots after him!!! Man, I love it! Here is the story from the Miami Herald:


Posted on Sat, Apr. 16, 2005

JACKSONVILLE
Store clerk, 64, foils would-be robber’s efforts
A 64-year-old great-great grandmother and former security guard filling in for a store’s clerk thwarted a gunman’s hold-up attempt.
BY RON WORD
Associated Press

JACKSONVILLE – A hooded gunman may have thought the older, female clerk would be an easy mark as he entered a convenience store, weapon blazing and demanding money.

But he wasn’t counting on Janet Grammer, who was filling in for the regular clerk. The 64-year-old mother of 10 and former security guard pulled a gun from under the cash register and began shooting, hitting the would-be robber in the chest.

”I think he thought I was an old woman and would just give him the money,” Grammer said Friday, recalling Thursday afternoon’s shooting at the Apple Gate Food Store. “I think I scared the hell out of him.”

”I thought he was getting ready to shoot me in the head,” Grammer said. “So, I shot him in the chest. My life was at stake, I thought he was going to kill me.”

The gunman, whose name has not been released, was being treated at Shands Jacksonville hospital Friday with a gunshot wound to his chest.

Ken Jefferson, a police spokesman, said the man faces robbery charges.

”He came in with a hood over his head, waving his gun and hollering to give him all the money,” said Grammer.

”He fired two shots in the back wall,” Grammer said. ”He had the biggest damn gun I have ever seen.” Police told her it was a .357-caliber magnum. She pulled out a .38-caliber pistol from under the cash register and fired once. The wounded man fell to the floor, dropped his gun, got up and ran for the door, leaving a trail of blood. Grammer fired two more shots at the fleeing man.

According to the sheriff’s report, a man fitting the suspect’s description went to the Orange Park Medical Center in a Jacksonville suburb a short time later with a gunshot wound to the chest. He told doctors he shot himself.

He was later transferred to Shands Jacksonville hospital.

Grammer, who also has 32 grandchildren, three great-grandchildren and three great-great-grandchildren, said she worried she had killed the would-be robber.

“You never want to kill anybody. All I could think about was his poor parents.”

Grammer has experience with guns after working 10 years as a security guard in Charleston, S.C.

”The good Lord had to be with me,” she said.

Get Rich Quick!

April 9th, 2005 by Howard | 1 Comment | Filed in Main

You ever see those signs in your neighborhood?

“Work from home! Retire in three days!

Or some other such promise. You known what I think when I see them? I think, “Why isn’t the poor sap who is driving all over town nailing these signs up working from home instead???”

How about those monkey butt smelling idiots who advertise that they can teach you how to make billions in real estate! All you have to do is come to the hotel down the road and pay to hear the yahoo speak.

You know what I think when I see these morons? I think to myself, “How come this guy isn’t in his comfortable home making billions of dollars in real estate? Why is he traveling all over the nation sleeping in strange hotels giving these workshops, away from his family and all?”

Weird.

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