You may have heard about this. A black and white cat named Lewis has been issued a restraining order preventing him from leaving his house. Yeah. The last three years he has attacked people in the neighborhood, and even ambushed the Avon Lady! Go figure.

This news site has a video that you really, really have to watch. It will give you a good chuckle.

The poor cat is confined to his house for the rest of his life. And his owner is being sued and has been arrested.

So, I say we start a FREE LEWIS THE CAT campaign! You can send your donations to my attention.

I’ve even wrote a fairly poor poem about this wrongly persecuted cat.

free Lewis the Cat
he wasn’t after your leg
he was chasing a rat
so don’t throw that egg
free Lewis the Cat
let him roam free
he’s just a feline brat
and freedom is his plea.

Hmmm….I see a country song in there somewhere….

Yeah, it’s been a slow news day, and a slow blogging day too!

Peace out people

SCG

In the last few years since the September 11th Muslim attack on America, some unusual things have appeared along the highways. Of course, cameras are everywhere.

But what the heck on these things?

They line I-95 in north Miami-Dade County. Maybe other areas too, but that’s the only stretch of I-95 I drive. They come in sets, one set on the left, one on the right. And there are two “boxes” on each pole. They “aim” at the traffic.

My first guess is that it is some sort of device used in the trucking industry? I know that long distance trucks can have their cargo weighted these days without stopping, and there are other tracking and monitoring devices associated with this industry.

Or….maybe it is some sort of traffic monitoring system?

Questions I have:

Why two boxes on each pole on opposite sides of the street? (Four in total). One box to send, one to receive? Is it some sort of radar device measuring speed?

Or are they scanning for the alien life forms? Maybe THEY are already among us! (Sing Twilight Zone tune to yourself). Or, do I need to stop watching the Sci-Fi Channel?

Peace out people.

SCG

OK, you are going to think I’m weird, but this video demonstrating how to fold a shirt fascinates me!

Click here.

SCG

Let me tell you about dirt. There are two types of dirt. There is regular dirt that men can see, and then there is the mysterious super dirt that only women’s eyes can see. Research has proven that just like dogs can hear in frequencies beyond human capability, women can see in spectrums that are way beyond any man’s ability.

This is why when a man cleans something, like the living room floor, his wife will come right behind him and make a noise that sounds like air being squeezed out of a weasel.

“You call that clean?” She will say. “Look at that dirt!”

“What dirt?” The husband will say, in all honesty. He just can’t see it! Poor chap. The wife will go on and on about the dirt here, the dirt there, and will be amazed that he can’t see it. But alas, it is not the poor husband’s fault. He doesn’t have Super Dirt Detecting Eyes. (SDDE).

Real photos of men’s eyes – >

Real photo of women’s eyes – >

Just the other day I cleaned the interior of my pick-up truck. I was so proud of myself, and so pleased with the job I did. I asked my lovely wife to go for a ride in the truck instead of taking her vehicle as we usually do. She agreed, but a second after snapping on the seatbelt her eyes actually started twirling counter-clockwise, switched to daylight saving time and then she broke off the seatbelt, violently climbed out the window, tossed her body on the front lawn and rolled in the grass over and over. Then she stood up, ripped off her clothes and with a hibiscus flower in her teeth …..Oh, wait, no, sorry, that’s one of my sex fantasies. Sorry about that. Actually, she just sat in the truck and looked down her sunglasses at me and asked, “You call this clean?”

See what I mean?

Another example of women’s extraordinary eyesight is their ability to scan the refrigerator or the kitchen cabinet and actually see into different dimensions! Just last night I was standing in front of the open refrigerator and I tried for three to five seconds to locate the ketchup. It just wasn’t there! I mean, it wasn’t there at all!

“Honey! Where is the ketchup?!!!!!!” I shouted to my wife, who was three rooms over at the most distant part of the house.

“It’s in front of your face you blind muskrat fart!” She screamed back at me. (Yes, we use little “pet” names for each other.)

“No it isn’t badger butt!” I yelled back, my nose getting cool from the refrigerator air.

“You dolt!” She bellowed back at me.

Eventually my yelling and screaming caused her to trek across the house whereupon she stood in the middle of the room and pointed past me into the refrigerator. That very instant, the huge family sized ketchup bottle (If your family were the Cartwright’s from Bonanza) suddenly emerged out of a totally different dimension of time and space and plopped into existence. Of course, it was a good three quarters of an inch to the left of where it normally sits.

You see, women also have Intra-Dimensional Seeing Eyes. (IDSE). Men don’t. So, gals, don’t blame your guy, OK? He is doing the best he can. He really can’t see that dirt, or that ketchup bottle.

I sat my beautiful wife down the other day and tried to explain this science to her. But, well, she just turned off all the electric lights, turned on the VCR showing the 1971 Christmas Day football game between the Miami Dolphins and the Kansas City Chiefs, pulled her dress up over her head and then in the light of Larry Csonka and Bob Grease flickering across the screen she rubbed Hershey’s chocolate syrup all……oh, no, wait, lemme think. Nope, that’s another sex fantasy of mine. Sorry about that!

Peace out people

SCG

(Eyeballs acquired from this website. )