Archive for August, 2006

Plug Into the Future of Automobiles

August 30th, 2006 by Howard | 2 Comments | Filed in Main
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This my friends, is the symbol of the death of big auto. The Tesla Roadster. 100% electric. Zero to 60MPH in 4 friggin seconds my friends!

And fast? How about 130 MPH? Forward or backward!! Range? 250 miles. About the same as most cars, give or take. And 100% electric. Plugs in anywhere. Granted, it does take several hours to fully charge. But for a regular about town and the next town car, 250 range is perfect.

The price? Well, kind of high. $100,000 American bucks. But don’t you remember when VCRs came out? A 2 head VCR went for over $1,000. In just a few years you could purchase 4 head VCRs for $300. Now of course, they give them away in cracker jack boxes. Same thing when Microwaves first came out. Yes indeed little ones, microwaves have not existed for ever. Old farts such as I remember when they first came out and they were priced well above $1,000. And back then, that was really $2,000 in today’s money. But soon, you could buy them for a few hundred. Now they are so cheap you can buy them at 7-11 stores for less than a tank of gas.

So it is just a matter of time before electric cars are well within normal people’s price range. I can’t wait.

Peace out people.

SCG

OK, I mean it…this REALLY sucks!

August 28th, 2006 by Howard | 1 Comment | Filed in Main

Take a look at the latest track of this stupid storm. You see my house? Yeah, you can’t, because the damn blasted hurricane track runs right smack dab over my hose!!! WTF??? What is this? You see all the other lines with ? at the end? Those are the other possible paths. But nooooooo….this stupid storm has to decide to drive right up my back patio steps. Why? I’m telling you, I’m suing somebody. I don’t know who yet, but some weasel assed culprit is going to get a nasty lawsuit delivered in an expensive white envelope!

ernesto2.gifTo make matters worse, I live in South Florida, and that means there are South Floridians here. Not quite sure if they are DNA related to Homo Sapiens, but they can pass at times. In reality, they have no friggin brains, and they automatically form massive lines. That is their solution to anything – form a friggin line. The idiot SFLAs are in line right now, and have been all day, to purchase gasoline. Why? No reason. They’re friggin idiots!!!

Me, I have a third of a tank, and about 10 PM will skip out and top off the tank. No lines for me. (If there was a line to get into Heaven I’ll be buying sun screen!)
The same idiots were at the store today purchasing everything possible, from plywood to weasel wipes!
Yes, the thought of possibly losing electricity and being surrounded by South Floridians is a worse fear than any hurricane. Time to unlock the gun case and bring out the 9mm. Friggin morons.

I just am not accepting this storm. Yep, Denial is a river in Egypt, and I’m a driving my canoe all the way up Da Nial!

Peace out people. And stop lining up every time there’s a sun spot for crying out loud!

SCG

OK, this just sucks…..

August 28th, 2006 by Howard | 1 Comment | Filed in Main

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Cold Pizza

August 15th, 2006 by Howard | 1 Comment | Filed in Main

Folks, there isn’t a whole lot better in life than to suddenly discover left over pizza in the fridge! Hmmmmmyummy – yes, cold day old pizza….whoa-wee-doggie!

coldpizza.jpgNotice how stiff a nice slice of cold pizza is? Not like when it first gets delivered and it is all hot and fresh and you can’t even hardly pick it up because it is oozing and gooing and flopping all over heck and back. Nooo…a nice piece of day old cold pizza is very submissive. Just toss some salt and pepper on it and chomp down!Do you eat cold pizza? What is your favorite leftover that you just bubble over when you find it sticking out from under a Tupperware container or an expired carton of milk? Eh?

Piece of pizza out folks!

SCG

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