Yep. The entire Miami-Dade Broward county area, including all of Miami and Fort Lauderdale, offers not even one full-time classical music radio station. Not one.

But crap? Well, we have that base covered, and I’m not just talking about our so called “elected” officials. Nope, the Miami Metro Zoo is exhibiting poop. Crapola. Really. See their own web page here.

From their crappy website: “The Scoop on Poop features large colorful graphic panels, three-dimensional models, and fun interactive components”

“Fun interactive components”???? I am afraid to even wonder what THAT might be!

“…”large colorful graphic panels”? Of shit? WTF???? Has the chief Zoo Keeper been distilling moonshine out of Gorrilla Whiz or what????
Some of the things you can do when you are NOT listening to classical music while visited Miami Metro Zoo -

“…see how long it takes an elephant to poop their body weight,” !

Yeeeaaah. OK. Let me get out my list of things that make Miami-Fort Lauderdale the upscale intellectual capital of Florida, and check off elephant shit. Body weight. That should put us way to the top of the cultural elite.

Another direct quote from their webpage:

“Visitors are invited to listen in on an animal’s digestive system”

Ya know, if I really wanted to do that I could feed my cat Campbell’s pork and beans for three days and then duct tape him to my head. I bet I’ll hear some interesting digestive noises!

Here we have what really is a pretty good zoo. And they offer us crap? Crap???? I mean, crap????
I think that was the last straw. I gotta here out of this state. And very, very soon.

Peace out People.

SCG

This one is at the Foxfire Museum on top of some mountain in far Northern Georgia.

Is this Fall or what?  I tell you folks, I had to scrape ice off of my windshield this morning before I could get on the road. Yeah, you people in Ohio and so forth are used this this. Not this Miami born boy!

Nope, I haven’t moved. Yet. But I and the misses scampered north to see the Fall colors. And wow, are they awesome!

This is in far northern Georgia. So far north the people speak with a North Carolina accent.

Enjoy folks.

Howdy folks. Been busy at work and home, so haven’t written much lately. Plus, I have been hit by spam at an increasing rate, despite strengthening my anti-spam options. I may have to turn comments off for a few days until I find a way to block up the hole that is letting these scum through.  Sometimes the condition of the Human Race depresses me. Who creates spam? Who believes their right to make money by troubling thousands of people is OK? Apparently, enough of them to make email almost worthless and blogs difficult to manage. I know my non-denominational protestant Christian faith teaches that all of us are rotten to the core. But I like to think there are decent honest people out there who try not to think their own desires supersede the rights of everyone else.

Anyone who wants to comment can email me at scg@somecrankyguy.com. Or just drop a line to say “Hi”.

Meanwhile, folks, whoever you are, Democrats, Republicans, whatever religion or non religion, whatever physical race or football affiliation – be a peace, eh? And treat everyone as you would want to be treated. Not a bad idea don’t you think?

Peace out People.

SCG