Archive for April, 2007

An Inconvenient Truth

April 28th, 2007 by Howard | No Comments | Filed in Main

Most enviro-nazis are full of shit.

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Cartoons by Henry Payne

Miami Dolphins Coaches Smoking Crack or What?

April 28th, 2007 by Howard | No Comments | Filed in Main

Today is NFL draft day. We have not had anything better than a third string quarterback since Marino left. Right now, we have no one. Nada. Zip. TBA. No QB at all. We get a chance to pick perhaps one of the leagues future hall of famers, in Brady Quinn……and we pick a wide receiver. What the F***?

I repeat

What the F**K!!

I have been a Miami Dolphins fan since 1970. Yes, I was here for the 1972 undefeated season. Bob Grease, Kick and Czonka, Mercury Morris and gang. I was here for Dan Marino. I remember the famous Christmas playoff game in Kansas City that until recently was the longest game in NFL hstory. I remember Bob Grease first wearing glasses, and they fogged up so he just handed the ball eleven times to Czonka and he blasted four years every handoff until he made it over the goal line.

I remember Garo’s pass. And his ties.

I remember so many times teams thought we were beaten because they had us down two or more scores with three minutes left on the clock, only to see the passion light up in Marino’s eyes and the passes soaring over their heads as Dan led the great Miami Dolphins to victory.

What glory. What entertainment. What a team!!!!

But no more. Dolphins are dead. Have been since Huizenga. An era is over.

Goodbye Miami Dolphins! You were once great. Now you suck.

Joe Robbie must be spinning in his grave.

Sad.

Just really, really sad.

The Sun-Sentinel allows comments on stories. I’ve never seen so many. Over 700! Here is a sample.

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What the hell?

 

We are in big, big trouble now!!! What an idiotic pick!!!

 

what the hell? what the hell was that? jesus christ someone needs to be fired.

 

This is the single dumbest move I have ever seen in watching the NFL. I give up.

 

THAT WAS THE DUMBEST MOVE THEY COULD HAVE MADE. YOU FINALLY HAD A NEW FACE FOR THE DOLPHINS SINCE MARINO AND YOU TAKE SOMEONE THAT IS VALUED AT THE LOW FIRST ROUND. I AM MOVING TO BUFFALO!!!!

FIRE CAMERON AND MUELLER NOW!!!!!

i cant believe this… i feel like im gonna be sick

 

We’re a bunch of numb nuts

 

I can’t believe this.

 

This is a bad dream, I think somebody made a mistake. Meuller said Quinn but they heard Ginn.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

WE LOST ON THE NEXT DAN MARINO, I REGRET RENEWING MY SEASON TICKETS! SAD DAY TO BE A DOLFAN, EVERYDAY IS A SAD DAY FOR A DOLFAN! WE ARE THE DETROIT LIONS OF THE SOUTH!!

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Astronomers Discover Earth-Like Planet – Real Estate Developers Jump on it!

April 25th, 2007 by Howard | No Comments | Filed in Main

WASHINGTON — For the first time astronomers have discovered a planet outside our solar system that is potentially habitable, with Earth-like temperatures, a find researchers described Tuesday as a big step in the search for “life in the universe.”

Full FOXNEWS Articles here.

What was not reported was the reaction to this news by South Florida Real Estate Developers. For instance, Mack “Concrete the Glades” McRoy was caught saying,

“Holy Shit, a fresh entire planet to concrete over and destroy? I almost wet myself just thinking of it!!!!”

And Joshua Jimmy “Rape the Land” Rupert busted a gut muscle jumping into the air when he heard. “We’ve almost destroyed every square inch of South Florida, and I was worried that our bulldozers would go silent. Now there is hope! But we have to move fast to find the politicians of this planet so we can bribe them as we have done to every single elected and non-elected official in South Florida. Wow, fresh beautiful land to rape….I can’t wait!!!!

But unfortunately, these guys were too slow. Ralph “Payola” Cummulus has already bribed the local politicians and started construction on “Space View Estates”. His bull dozers have already flattened 40 square miles of virgin forests on the planet, and he has even started advertising.

 

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I guess you can’t stop “progress”……….

SCG

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April 23rd, 2007 by Howard | No Comments | Filed in Main

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