Quick, you educated readers of Some Cranky Guy – what is the definition of the word “vexillology”?
1) The study of spells witches use______.
2) The study of sexy females_____.
3) The study of problems and irritants_____.
4) The study of flags_____.
Those of you who read the title of this blog entry and still failed to select #4 as the right answer should immediately hop on the Yellow Brick Road and go see the funky guy behind the curtain about a brain.
Yes, vexillology is the study of flags. Who knew?
Worse yet, did you know there is an association dedicated to vexillology? Yes indeed, the North American Vexillological Association. (All 400 members.) And they have recently identified the ten best flags and the ten worst flags, which I present for you today, purely as a public service and because I am bored and 24 doesn’t start for several more hours.
| 10 Best Flags: |
10 Worst Flags: |
1. New Mexico
2. Texas

3. Quebec

4. Maryland

5. Alaska

6. Arizona

7. Puerto Rico

8. District of Columbia

9. Marshall Islands

10. South Carolina
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63. New Hampshire
64. Idaho

65. Wisconsin

66. Kentucky

67. Minnesota

68. South Dakota

69. Kansas

70. Montana

71. Nebraska

72. Georgia
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My first observation is that Maryland is 4th in the “best” category???? Damn, their flag looks like a crime scene banner that was run over by a tractor as it drove through a pool of weasel blood! What the hell? It’s got to be one of the ugliest flags on the planet. New Mexico looks like the emblem of some international corporation. It’s downright stupid and uninspiring if you ask me. Even if you don’t ask me.
Quebec looks like a pattern on a shirt I wore in the second grade, And was teased mercilessly for it.Now the Marshall Islands flag looks pretty cool. But South Carolina looks lame as lame can be. A tree and a moon? What?
regarding the ten worse flags, I’m pretty much in agreement with that. Essentially these flags aren’t flags, they are flying government seals or emblems. Although if you look closely at the Idaho seal you sure see a lot going on there! Who knew naked potatoes could do that??? Amazing.
By the way, the website for the North American Vexillological Association is http://www.nava.org
Peace out peeps.
SCG