Ten Reasons I Am Happy to be Bald!

Yes, indeed! Unless you have one terrific head of hair, and most guys really don’t, hair is more of a chore than a blessing. After fighting with thin flyaway hair that was gradually vanishing, I finally pulled the trigger about eight years ago and went bald. Below are the top ten reasons I am happy with that decision!

10.   I can drive with windows open and not worry about my hair getting messed up.

09.  No more hair spray, gels or Cracker Barrel lard to make my hair stay where I want it.

08.  I can feel the wind caressing my bald head as I drive or walk.

07.  I can walk in the rain without worrying about having to comb my hair back in place.

06.  I never, ever have to wash my hair

05.  I can draw pictures on my head with crayons to make small children and blondes laugh.

04.  I look much meaner without hair, which comes in handy at times.

03.  I get to wear more hats!

02.  People love to rub my head for luck, and I love having my bald head rubbed.

01. And the number one reason I love being bald? People can rest their ears on my bald head and actually hear my brains spinning! (I charge a nickel)

Some Bald Blogging Guy

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