Are Ya Ready for Some Football!!!!???

Praise God, football is back! Whoooooeeeee! The long passes, the interceptions, the tackles, the long runs, touchdowns, runbacks and cheerleaders. Civilization and life has returned to the universe……

Unfortunately, this also means that stinking weasel-brained football announcers and “analyst’ are back in the booth! The worse, the very, very worse is the Monday Night Football team. Holy self loving arrogant pissants batman! These guys hardly ever acknowledge that an actual football game is going on down on the field! They are so much in love with themselves that they actually think the game is just background for them! Hey, nitwits! We are football fans! Not jackass fans! We want to see FOOTBALL!!!!!

I can usually stand some of the other booth people. But not these yahoos. I am so sick of hearing their stories about massaging sticks, old high school games, what they ate for dinner last night and so forth. Madden used to be a great announcer. But no more. He is bored with the game now.

Screw off you blowhards! I’m here for FOOTBALL!!!! I don’t care if the score is 103 to 7 and it’s the first quarter, and one team has had seven of their players beamed up by a passing UFO. It is FOOTBALL!!!!

Why the hell would we tune in to watch some old farts reminisce about their past lives and talk about all kinds of crap, totally ignoring the FOOTBALL game on the field!??

Yes, I turn off the sound. But it still irritates the doo doo out of me.

But thank Jesus, FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!!