This is a crummy photo I snagged off of the TV with my iphone, but it shows a woman skydiver just as she flings herself out a military airplane. And then flashing under her on the screen is the message “Do not Attempt”.
And I am thinking, what the hell? Why did they do that? Do not attempt what? The possibilities are:
1. Americans are actually stupid enough to view a commercial with people parachuting out of a plane and attempt to do it, but without parachutes?This gets the company off the hook?
2. The person is jumping out of a plane with a parachute. They don’t want anyone else doing that?
3. Somehow this gets them off the hook if some idiot, probably just finishing snorting a cup of cinnamon or hand sanitizer, steals a military aircraft and jumps out the back and lands on his ass in a pig pen whereupon they chew his nuts off?
4. The entire world is full of beings that are retarded?
I am fairly certain that #4 applies.
Some Blogging Guy